In my head, it was really funny.

The other day, I was sitting on the throne in one of my favorite thrift stores, dreaming of being a stand-up comedian.
I had a whole shtick going in my head about how thrift stores are like a laxative for me. It seems like I always end up in the restroom after some shopping. I was concluding that it must be because I am so comfortable there, it makes me relax…
In my head, I was holding a mike, making a face at the end like a comedian does…though in my head I didn't look like myself. And I was really funny.

I think you had to be there.